"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in."
*lives in Florida*
*tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?*
*puts on a sweater*
*manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting*
“I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough* spice…”
*dies of heat stroke*
*is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*
who cares lmfao!!!!
What did they tell him!!! What can we tell him to make him cry harder
OKAY, HOLD THE FUCK UP.
THIS IS WHAT THE MEDIA DOES TO POSTS AND SUCH.
YOU PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT THIS MAN. WHY. BECAUSE HE WAS BROUGHT TO TEARS? I’M SURE IF THIS MAN WAS GAY, YOU’D BE ALL OVER IT.
YOU’RE NOT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY.
THIS MAN ASKED HIS FOLLOWERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA A QUESTION WHEN HE SAW THAT HE HAD QUITE A LOT OF LGBT FOLLOWERS. HE SAID, “IF YOU COULD CHOOSE WHETHER TO BE GAY OR STRAIGHT, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?”
AND THE RESPONSES MOVED HIM. THEY FUCKING MOVED HIM. THAT’S WHY HIS CRYING. I’M SORRY, BUT IF YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIT ON HIM WITHOUT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY, I CAN’T TALK TO YOU.
HIS QUOTES ARE LITERALLY:
"Sorry, guys… It’s just… It’s sad."
"So, don’t take my word for any of this. Listen to them."
"And if you think being Gay is a choice, and you want to hide behind the Bible, show me the verse where God says being gay is a choice."
HERE IS THE ARTICLE
AND HERE IS THE VIDEO
I, AS A LESBIAN, AM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVING HIM SHIT.
IN THE VIDEO,
HE FUCKING SAYS “This video is about a kid who came out to his parents, and their… Their response was horrific.”
THIS MAN IS SOMEONE WHO CARES
AND THIS MAN IS SOMEONE YOU’RE HATING ON .
GET THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY BEFORE YOU DECIDE WHO YOU INSULT. AND, MOST OF ALL, JUST KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF UNLESS YOU’RE 100% SURE YOU WANT TO SAY IT.
/// rant over.
how has everyone in the world has sort of agreed on the running joke that ikea furniture is as fucking complicated to put together as the space shuttle like c’mon the instructions have simple cartoon pictures for fucks sake that shit is easy as hell to put together and if this means I’m destined to be the leader of the free world because i seem to be the only one who can figure out how to put together a damn jävla bookcase then I accept your surrender
I RESENT THIS because not all of us can figure out which of four identical-looking square panels in the cartoon is which based on counting the teeny-tiny holes SOME OF US HAVE SPATIAL AWARENESS PROBLEMS???
Some people’s brains don’t translate visual instructions well. It’s like when you’re in school and it’s easier to learn by doing than listening to the teacher, or reading than drawing diagrams. DIFFERENT PEOPLE’S BRAINS WORK IN DIFFERENT WAYS, DON’T PUT THEM DOWN FOR NOT GETTING SOMETHING YOU GET REALLY EASILY.
random AUs for your otp
- met at a charity kissing booth au
- sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
- highschool party au with spin the bottle
- neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
- met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
- 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
- lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au
i googled basically “why isnt there something like grindr but for ladies” and the answer was “there have been but they all fail because men kept infiltrating them and being disgusting and predatory” amazing why didnt i figure that out on my own
Behaviors of America’s First Avenger Turned Kitten: A List Compiled by Bucky Barnes
1. Quivering butt; ready to pounce
Bucky doesn’t hesitate. He ducks, letting Steve fly over his shoulder straight at the HYDRA goon who’s about to shoot him in the back.
He’s actually lucky that Steve aimed super-soldier serum enhanced kitten claws and fangs at his face. The last time, Steve went for the goon’s groin.
Steve has always been a vicious little critter.
2. Rolling Back and Forth on the Carpet
"Look," Bucky said in exasperation. "This doesn’t mean I’m letting you off the hook for not changing back to your proper human form yet.”
"Meow." Paws batted up at him invitingly, big blue kitten eyes blinking twice.
"Nope, punk, you’re not getting me with that Look. I am immune to that Look, do you hear me?”
"God damn it, Steve."
Steve gets scritched anyway.
3. Making Squinty Eyes at You
"He’s laughing at me, Barnes."
"That’s because you’re a funny little bastard, Stark Junior."
"HEY. I’ll have you know that I NARROWLY escaped that. Mom was like…. six weeks preggers when she walked down the aisle with Dear Old Dad. And horrible, traumatic Daddy Issues aside, Kitten America is STILL LAUGHING AT ME."
"That’s okay, Tony. We think you’re funny too."
4. Raised Butt in Your Face
"This is Steve’s way of saying ‘Fuck off’ isn’t it?" Barton commented.
"Pretty much, yeah."
"I don’t get it. Why doesn’t he want to change back to his human form?" This from Jemma Simmons.
"Maybe Cap just wants a break. Maybe he just wants to make sure Bucky Bear here doesn’t go anywhere?"
"I already promised you, Steve. I’m staying. Remember?"
5. Sleeping in a Perfect Circle
Steve sleeping in a perfect circle of blonde fuzz, right on Bucky’s belly, went a long way in keeping away Bucky’s nightmares.
6. Kneading With Paws
This is less kitten instinct and more of the fact that Steve had discovered a way to render his Soldier into a puddle of goop via the magical properties of kitten massage.
Also, the Avengers and Phil Coulson’s baby SHIELD agents quickly got used to the fact that Bucky Barnes was actually capable of purring himself.
7. Sitting in Cat Loaf Formation
This really translates to “It’s time to watch Singing in the Rain, Bucky. Put the DVD on, queue up Netflix, chop chop!”
8. One Leg Extended During Bath Time
Eventually Bucky discovered that putting Steve in a sink of warm water went a long way towards making his Kitten Captain happy.
9. Showing Its Belly to You
Bucky Barnes is the only one allowed to scratch the fuzzy belly. Everyone else will get clawed. That includes you, Tony.
10. Staring Off Into Space Wide Eyed
"Meow?" Nat asked.
"Meow. Meow meow meow meow."
"Nat, do you actually understand what he’s saying?” This from Tony, who had noticed that Bucky seemed to have an easy time of translating Steve meows to Proper English but didn’t realize that Natasha was apparently able to do the same thing.
"He’s saying we got a sniper at our 10 o’clock. Clint - "
"Already on it!"
11. Sleeping in Boxes
This only really works if Bucky puts in a shirt he’s recently worn in said box. Otherwise, Steve sleeps next to him or basically in his general vicinity.
Bucky thinks he hasn’t imagined the other night, where he ended up spooning an actual human body that’s a bit disconcertingly bigger than the little one in his memories. But he doesn’t really mind.
"Are you going to be a cat when I wake up, Stevie?"
"Okay. You know I do love you, right? Even though I’m a fucked up mess?"
"Same. Both points. Lots of love. A whole lotta mess."
"Okay. Good night, baby."
12. The hug n’ bite
Yes, that really was an unknown HYDRA tracker in Bucky’s flesh arm. Steve had alerted them all to its presence and Tony had gotten it out just in time before HYDRA used it to activate the self-destruct in the Weapon.
13. Chirping Out the Window at Birds
"He’s chirping at us. And he’s got this look that I don’t like, man."
"Cap, you do know that Falcon and I aren’t really birds, right?"
"Yeah, Steve. Me and Hawk over here just have cool codenames, okay? Okay, Steve?"
"Shit, run, Sam, RUN!"
14. Sitting on Your Computer When You Need to Work
"But I need my laptop, AC! And Cap’s not letting me near it!"
"Skye, you have been trying to hack into that HYDRA database for the past seven hours. You need food, liquids and rest. In that order. Captain’s orders."
Skye pouted. It really didn’t help when one’s boss was a massive Captain America fanboy and was right all at the same time.
It also didn’t help that Cap still made for an adorable kitty.
15. Nowhere to be found, no matter how hard you look
Bucky doesn’t flip the person who wraps his arms around his waist and instead settles back in that familiar warmth and scent with a sigh. He gets a nuzzle and a brief kiss along his jawline as a reward from a very human nose and a very human mouth.
"Well," Steve Rogers sighs happily. "I’m back."
- end -
Note: Based on this post.
I LOVE THIS MADNESS
#i bet dum dum took this picture#dum dum always had a camera of sorts on him#he liked to tinker with it#and he liked to make memories last#when you’re six feet under all that matters is the memories you leave behind#the smithsonian’s exhibit is 76% courtesy of timothy dugan’s estate#although there are other pictures that the commandos burned#after ve day#a funeral pyre if you wish#without bodies to bury#they each had turns to keep the folded flags#both cap’s and sarge’s#and they burned those pictures#those memories didn’t belong to history#they belonged to the two of them alone#the boys knew that#and respected that#god [via ink-phoenix]
#pleaseeee#don’t do this to me#dum dum always taking pictures of the simplest things#of the coffee they’re all having in the bitter cold before the suns even out#of the way their two cos bodies always lean towards each other#of a the places they visited on leave#the bars and brothels and peaceful valleys#to look at dumdum’s photos you would’ve never known they were in a middle of a war#other than the uniforms and ever present guns#because thy were already immersed in it why make their art about it as well?#dum dum notices Steve always sketching in the mornings when they have the most downtime#always an abandoned farm they’d seen earlier or a the silhouettes and profiles of their team#and they get into a good natured argument about which is better; drawing or photography#dum dum finds this photo later#after he’s gone home to his family#sees it as the last moments the group were ever truly together#he locks it away in a box with all the rest and hands it to his wife#tells her to keep it safe and to never let him see it again#years and years later#after dum dum and his immediate family are long gone#his granddaughter donates his war effects to the smithsonian exhibit#theres a whole section dedicated to the photos dum dum took#and Steve sees it and smiles in that sad way of his because#dum dum finally got his work into a gallery#the howling commandos#dum dum Dugan#captain america: the first avenger#marvel#marvel films (via bibucks)